About Technology.

“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
Arthur C. Clarke quotes (English Writer of science fiction, b.1917)

“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology”
John Tudor.

“Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.”
Andrew Heller.

“It is appallingly obvious our technology has exceeded our humanity”
Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)

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Joke Quotes

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
— Demetri Martin
So a man jumps into a taxi and says “King Arthur’s close” and the taxi driver says, “don’t worry we’ll lose him at the next lights”.
— Tommy Cooper
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
— Bob Monkhouse
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought…I must put a roof on this lavatory.
— Les Dawson
I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
— Billy Connolly
A man commented to his lunch companion: “My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire.” “You’re lucky,” sighed the companion. “My wife dreams that in the daytime.”
— Sam Ewing
If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that!
— Milton Jones
I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
— Milton Berle
A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He’s out there now…trying to win a trip back!
— Jerry Dennis
I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
— Victoria Wood

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